So while I am in town at Fashions Night Out last night doing my bit for the economy, some drunk does this to my car. My only consolation is that seeing as my car is made from 3.5mm American steel, I know the front of Homeboy's car probably came off a lot worse. You will notice that all that glass and plastic on the floor didn't come off my car. I will never know because the rat-bastard never left any details.
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