I found her drinking muddy water, sleeping under a hollow log...

I want my loafers to match my belt.
I want my baggy shorts and jeans Prada.
I want my suits double breasted and high buttoning.
I want my t-shirts round necked with no sleeves.
I want my prints Cavalli.
I want my toner cartridge to explode.
I want my trousers and shoes to never meet unless I choose.
I want some bleach.
I want shocking greens and electric blues.
I want my proportions to scare people.

I want Haider Ackerman to send me clothes.
I want Adult Swim to make an Elbaz & Ossendrijver cartoon.