Low End Theories

In 1991 there were Air Jordans and Tribe called Quest's album Low End Theory. That was all I needed that year.

To the effect of nothing, effective fronting
is what I don't allow so let me tell you something
I am a bon-a-fide
Not too modest and not a lot of pride
Soon to have a ride and a home to reside
if my momma is sick I'm by her bedside
Used to watch the show on channel 4 called Riptide
Wash my wears in-side, cause it's too damn cold
out-side, that's how the runnings go
If there ain't no dough then there ain't no show
So take your roly poly fat promoter (ass)
to the Chemical Bank, and get my cash
If you wanna see the people scream and laugh
You best Quest you ass, Quest you ass real fast
Cause I don't wanna see em, start buckin
Throwin chairs in the air while you be duckin
what what? Don't step to me with that
If you promotin the show make sure it ain't wack

Or else I'm leaving ("let me tell you")
I'm leaving ("let me tell you")

I'm leaving ("let me tell you")

Your wack show

First verse of 'Rap Promotor' the heaviest track according to Mr. Hare.

Blogged Down!

So Mr. Hare is just doing his usual quickblog check to see what's jiggle-ing and I am on High Snobiety when I see these totally seamless Air Max 90s that give Mr. Hare tingles. Even as a subjective pro black shoe champion, these are bizangin'. 

Then as any good blogger would do, Mr Hare follows the thread back and ends up at a site called Mashkulture.net who swiped the picture from Riott.com and some dude named Danielto who got sent them for free. Mr. Hare would like to know how to get on that list at Nike. 

So I am mooching around Mashkulture on my way back to High Snobiety  when BANG! Mr. Hare spots these bad boys.

 Pro shoe I may be, but dangle fresh Jordans in my face and...don't hate on the player now children, hate on the Game. Mashkulture got these apples from Mr. Hares new favourite sneakerspot - The Shoe Game.

So you see, It may just say Mr. Hare at the top of the page, but it takes an international cast of many to bring you the goods. Both sneaks available sometime in 2009.

If anyone from Nike is reading this, Mr. Hare is a UK 11/Us 12.