Thursday, September 30, 2010

I'm still Hairy!








I was thinking about losing my beard but now I am just going to get some Tom Fords and some gaffer tape and ride this hairy fat guy moment for the rest of the season.

I thought the film was hilarious by the way

Monday, September 27, 2010

Jil & Ricky & Dries & Me?

Notice anything unusual about Browns new window?

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

rrRRRRT.


Today I have been confined to my desk at the Ministry of Spreadsheet Hell, making power moves and generally pushing the empire up a steady slope. But only last Friday my mind was being massaged at just the right tension by the proxy hands of Joana Vasconcelos and Polly Morgan at the Haunch of Venison Gallery opposite Cecconi's. Here I present some pictures which merely hint at the treats in store for you if you toodle over there before September 25th.



I thoroughly urge you to go.

Thursday, September 09, 2010

MxxxxxxFxxxxrs disrespecting my ride...


So while I am in town at Fashions Night Out last night doing my bit for the economy, some drunk does this to my car. My only consolation is that seeing as my car is made from 3.5mm American steel, I know the front of Homeboy's car probably came off a lot worse. You will notice that all that glass and plastic on the floor didn't come off my car. I will never know because the rat-bastard never left any details.



So...if you have noticed a car in the North West London area with a stoved in passenger side headlight and orange paint marks on it, let me know.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

There's gonna be a sole shakedown...


I read an incredible amount of bullshit on the internet where shoe constructions are concerned. Blakes can't be fixed easily. Norwegians are really heavy and ugly. God wears Goodyear welts...so it was refreshing to come across this thread where homeboy actually knows what he is talking about.

Friday, September 03, 2010